maj0raswrath:

hostilehottie:

celestia:

remember

if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

This makes me cringe so bad

theofficialariel:

Almost done! Still need to do the sleeves though. 

(i’m not wearing stockings dont even) 

scarycatz:

hi

tyleroakley:

tacobell:

tyler-oakleys-pickle:

[X]

He’s perfect. 

No, you’re perfect.

sh4ne:

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

splat

sh4ne:

fencehopping:

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

splat

(via tyleroakley)

friendswithfangs:

the perfect family :’0

friendswithfangs:

the perfect family :’0

(via theofficialariel)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via assdemon)

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this

image

(Source: loueeh, via maj0raswrath)

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